High Court Ruling makes everyone have a BREW!

Record number of brews were made after the High Court Ruling, yesterday.

The National Grid experienced a surge in demand similar to that during the half-time of an England World Cup Football match.

The nation reacted 'in a very British manner!' to the news that Theresa May's government can not trigger Article 50,  'we all put the kettle on!'  stated BBC political correspondent.

Power stations were also told to be on 'high alert' during BBC QUESTION TIME. One insider said, 'we were told that EVERYONE was bound to make a cup of tea when that programme was on.' It was expected that 'tempers would fly and things might be thrown, and that David Dimbleby might even swear!'

This morning, the Downing Street butler reported of 'smashed teacups' and 'lots of rude words' coming from the cabinet discussion rooms, 'I made sure the maid used the OLD tea cups! We'll get them out again when Trump comes.'

The former Labour leader even spoke out, 'whatever side you're on, it's clear that the British people care!'

However, in more serious tones, supermarkets have been told to fill the shelves with every brand of teabag in the wake of the High Court Ruling, 'if the National Grid stats are anything to go by, people are deeply unhappy or relieved. In either case, they'll want more and more tea!' says a spokesperson for Tesco who is 'mildly anxious' that they may not meet the demand of the British people.