Government issues leaflet advising schools on how to save money.

The Government has issued an A5 poster entitled HOW TO SAVE THE PENNIES which should reach every school in the country by tomorrow morning.

A spokesperson for the Education Secretary reported, 'the leaflet is both informative and succinct. Having it all there in such a small space teaches teachers that you can be economical with ANYTHING!'

Meanwhile, NASUWT and NUT (teaching unions) are 'furious' and one NUT representative spoke exclusively to The Big Pickle News, 'when was the last time anyone in Westminster stepped into a school? What the government knows about schools you could barely fill up a postage stamp never mind an A5 bit of paper!'

The leaflet which has caused so much 'outrage' includes tips such as:

-How to use one tea bag for every ten cups of tea.

-How to pick your top 3 students and make the job of fixing the school network part of their I.T course. 

-How to issue school reports on Snapchat in order to save paper and save space on the school system.

NASUWT have 'actively encouraged'  all its members to regard the leaflet as fancy toilet paper and to use it in the appropriate manner.