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This morning, the Queen and Prince Philip decided to FaceTime Putin to inform him he was no longer invited to the Royal Christmas party, but Philip told him 'a few home truths' and 'let slip' that the country's Cyberspace Protection Unit was in Buckingham Palace.
The Cyber Protection Unit is the 'most important I.T Unit in the country!' Theresa May stated only two days earlier. 'We need to protect our hospitals, our airports and our Cadbury factories!'
The Cyber Protection Unit is the 'most important I.T Unit in the country!' Theresa May stated only two days earlier. 'We need to protect our hospitals, our airports and our Cadbury factories!'
The queen reportedly hit Philip over the head with her pillow and told the palace's chief butler that the prince was only to have one morning cup of tea, and no biscuit.
Britain is on high alert for a cyberattack and Philip's gaffe could prove costly. 'The Chancellor was so cross he rushed to Downing Street. In his pyjamas!' said a Downing Street official, 'there were heated talks and several packets of chocolate digestives brought through.'
Later today the Chancellor will announce, on Live TV, that the Cyber Protection Unit will be moving. 'We have to find another safe place,' the Chancellor's secretary confirms, 'but we have to keep it warm and dry. I suggested an airing cupboard somewhere. But we won't tell Russia!'
