Those who rarely talk about the weather 'might not be British' according to new study.

A study carried out by students at Oxford University has discovered a 'worrying trend'. The report states that 'more and more people are showing disinterest in the weather. This can only mean one thing: there are people with a British passport who aren't really British!'

The Prime Minister has even made a public statement, 'these are truly worrying results. I even question my husband's nationality, sometimes.  I can't remember the last time he moaned about the weather.'

Meanwhile B.O (British Only) insists that speaking about the weather should not be the only criteria used to assess 'one's Britishness'. Mr Brown the founder of the society spoke exclusively to our news team: 'we have to realise that there are plenty of traits which contribute towards a person's BRITISHNESS. It's not just living here for several years, or being born here, a person must drink at least five cups of tea per day, enjoy a good queue, be nervous about making a complaint and be totally inactive for at least ten minutes when faced with a crisis.'

People who don't drink tea 'could just be strange!'

CRAB (Community of Rubbish and Bullshit) have announced that people who don't like tea have 'mutated genes' and 'could be from another planet.'

The English Tea MD spoke exclusively to The Big Pickle News: 'tea is our national drink and those who don't like it are in danger of not being well.' 

A scientist from Oxford university, Doctor Leaf, can back up this claim, 

 'no one really knows this but millions of endorphins are released with each sip of tea. It is the single reason why people sigh after they've finished a good cuppa.'

However, other findings have 'worried' the nation: it's been estimated that 1 out of 20 people claim they don't like tea. And only 47% have actually tried it!  These are 'humiliating' findings according to the World Health Organisation. One health practitioner stated, 'you Brits have gone slack! Tea is the one drink you do well!'

Boris Johnson has been quick to defend the country's tea drinking traditions, 'we're not imbeciles, we will quickly deal with the country's growing disinterest in tea. It will be our number 1 policy.'