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Christmas Cake Marzipan made by Marzitate has recently been found to have 'worrying' levels of the chemical Glosstrux which is the chemical found in sparkly lip gloss.
Immediately after the health expert from Watch Dogs filed his report, thousands of Christmas cakes have been taken off the shelves in supermarkets across the country as the chemical is considered to be 'highly potent'. Symptoms of over exposure to Glosstrux include glitter fluid coming out of eye ducts, shiny forehead and glittery stool- some could even find silver studs!
Immediately after the health expert from Watch Dogs filed his report, thousands of Christmas cakes have been taken off the shelves in supermarkets across the country as the chemical is considered to be 'highly potent'. Symptoms of over exposure to Glosstrux include glitter fluid coming out of eye ducts, shiny forehead and glittery stool- some could even find silver studs!
Marzitate have publicly come out and are 'sorry' that people have suffered the effects of Glosstrux 'we are very sorry that people have had to wear glitter-resistant eye patches. We know they're expensive.'
Meanwhile, on social media people have been taking selfies of themselves and their sparkly stools, someone on Twitter stated, 'It's bright and beautiful! I swear I've pooed out a Disco Ball!'
However, The World Health Organisation has been concerned about people's 'flippant' reaction to the contaminated Marzipan and its symptoms. One spokesman stated, 'this is a serious matter. Everyone should be checking their stool carefully- it's a health hazard not a selfie opportunity! If you've been affected call 911.'
The advice is DON'T POSE JUST CHECK!
However, The World Health Organisation has been concerned about people's 'flippant' reaction to the contaminated Marzipan and its symptoms. One spokesman stated, 'this is a serious matter. Everyone should be checking their stool carefully- it's a health hazard not a selfie opportunity! If you've been affected call 911.'
The advice is DON'T POSE JUST CHECK!
