The Tupperware conspiracy theory IS true: the little lids DO hide from you!

Research carried out in millions of homes across the UK has made a phenomenal discovery: Tupperware and their lids have 'micro little legs and can walk and climb out of the house!'

Lead researcher, Mr Tubby, has studied Tupperware sets over the course of 3 years. He spoke exclusively to The Big Pickle News: 'lids of all shapes and sizes make a run for it as soon as the lights go out! Many go out through the cat flap, or a window, never to be seen again!'

The Tupperware factories have called the discovery 'absurd' and stated that if people were able to put their Tupperware lids 'in one place' then they would know where to find them.

Meanwhile, in Dorset, according to Dave Pinktin, all the disappearing lids are blamed on him, 'every bloody time!' And he can state, quite honestly, that he has no idea 'where the f*ck the lid is!'

Your mother's cooking IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, learns MASTERCHEF winner!

MasterChef Winner was throttled by own mother after she made two many jokes about her mother's cooking.

Shauna Kneel (2016 MasterChef Champion) is recovering from a bruised neck and broken voice box after her mother tried to kill her in her home, in Kent.

Yesterday, in the late afternoon, one hour after the elder Mrs Kneel came to visit, screams and sounds of broken china could be heard from Shauna Kneel's garden. One witness said, 'I live next door to Shauna. The noise coming from her house was deafening. Plus, several spatulas, forks and sieves were being chucked over the garden fence! I had to keep my cat in so she didn't get frightened!'

Kneel made no secret of her mother's unorthodox cooking methods, 'my mother's terrible cooking inspired me to want to cook. When you've been raised on beef mince with Branston Pickle, you want to cook properly!'

However, Mrs Kneel was reported to be 'hurt' by her daughter's comments. A close friend of Mrs Kneel stated, ''I'm not surprised she lashed out. When MasterChef was on, Shauna kept telling Mince and Branston Pickle jokes. Lilly's had enough! The worst thing was when everyone made fun of her cream cheese and gherkin tartlets. Then she REALLY lost her temper!'

The jokes became progressively worse. Mrs Kneel confirmed that fifty two jars of pickle had been left on her doorstep during the course of the Master Chef series which Mrs Kneel considered 'in bad taste!'

Currently, she is cooperating with the ongoing police investigation.  Mrs Kneel may have to go on a cookery course as part of her community service.