Remembering the good old days? 'You're definitely past it!' says expert!

Across the uk, thousands of people are repeating the same phrase, again and again: 'things aren't as good as they used to be', 'why can't we write with pen and paper?', 'Remember when you HAD to arrive on time?'

'This a sign of an ageing population', says Kevin Pits, expert in STAMP (Studies in Ageing Mammals and People). 'Extensive research has been carried out into the behaviours and traits of the 'Past Its'.
They have found the following:
'I used to search in a library, not on google!'- this indicates a man who's in his forties.
'I remember having to go out in the garden to use a toilet'- this indicates someone who's in their eighties. Kevin believes that 'people just can't help themselves.'

However, HOOT (Helping Oldies On Together) expressed their 'disdain' that old people are 'past their best!' One member said, 'it's an absurd notion: we oldies are the only ones who can read a map, we know how a car works. And so what if I've offended everyone on Facebook? None of it's real!'

Are you a 'Past It?' The Big Pickle News Team would love to hear from you.