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Across the UK thousands of people have stuck to their diet in order to be ready for their 'beach body' but there is one problem...they have become 'miserable buggers!' say some of the finest Weight Loss Reps in the country.
Fitness instructor and dietician, Ed Big-Balls, leaked 'important revelations' through his Facebook page during a drunken night out, 'people who stick to a strict diet routine are f**king boring!' he ranted at 2.05 am. His comments have sparked controversy, particularly as he earns his money trying to convince his clients that one small rasher of bacon and half a lettuce leaf will fill them up.
Emma Dud, a client of the dietician in question, has stated 'all food starts to look green. You start hating everyone!'
Meanwhile, Bob Margate, the man who leads the organisation FAT (Full and Tubby) states: 'this is why we never diet. Fat people are jolly for a reason!'
However, many people on detox are 'angry' that they've been criticised publicly. One strict dieter posted on Facebook, 'if I want to be grumpy on celery then that's my problem. Noone else's!'
However, according to this lady's husband, it can become your problem when 'the farts are so bad' the window of your bedroom is 'permanently' open.
