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Thursday, 5 January 2017

12 signs that you're more competent than your boss!

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1) You notice 2 or 3 grammatical errors every time your boss sends an email. 2) In meetings you finish his sentences because he neve...
Wednesday, 4 January 2017

Cakes and happiness banned from the workplace.

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Today, the Health Minister has stated that all cakes and sugary foods will be 'banned' from offices where any type of 'business...
Tuesday, 3 January 2017

7 ways to beat those January blues!

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1) Avoid the scales. Don't go on them until February. If you must step on them, fast for 24 hours first. Dehydration can be so slimming...
Monday, 2 January 2017

Government offers 'ridiculous' advice on how to keep warm.

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The government has issued a public leaflet offering 'helpful' advice on how to keep warm as temperatures dip a bit below freezing t...
Sunday, 1 January 2017

Precious celebrities are released from their Bubble Wrap.

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Basil Fawlty, Mr Bean and Del Boy are amongst some of the celebrities who've been released from their protective Bubble Wrap now that 2...
Saturday, 31 December 2016

Clairvoyant makes 'bleeding obvious' predictions.

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Mystic Greg (son of Mystic Meg from the 90s) has been hired by the UK government to make predictions about the UK financial markets to help...
Thursday, 29 December 2016

Noone should leave the house until 2016 is over!

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The government has made a special broadcast that will be aired at 9pm tonight which warns the public 'not to leave the house unless it ...