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Saturday, 13 October 2018
Clairvoyant makes prediction: 'Brexit MIGHT NOT BE TOO BAD!'
Last night, a clairvoyant from Essex (the old ancient home of many witches) made an important prediction: "Britain MIGHT not become ban...
Wednesday, 12 September 2018
'We play Rock, Paper, Scissors!' admits BBC weather man.
Yesterday, a 'devastating' fact was exposed that could shock 'weather enthusiasts': the weather men at the BBC use a childr...
Thursday, 30 August 2018
Mother makes 'shocking' revelation that she NEVER feels guilty!
Shock waves have been sent through the British public, and around the world, after a mum in Essex claims she DOES not suffer from the notori...
Sunday, 3 June 2018
'Strange' man found searching in a library and NOT on Google.
'Strange' man found searching in a library and NOT on Google. The police were called to a library in Maldon, Essex, because a man ...
Friday, 20 April 2018
'I don't have hay fever!' says smug man who has no need to carry tissues.
Across the UK, thousands of people are now suffering from itchiness, bulbus eyes and runny noses- but the worst thing about hay fever? '...
Sunday, 15 April 2018
'I'm doing great with my detox!' says shortempered miserable person.
Across the UK thousands of people have stuck to their diet in order to be ready for their 'beach body' but there is one problem...t...
Thursday, 1 February 2018
'What do you do all day?' says imbecile husband who does not value his life!
A man has committed the 'ultimate dad-sin': he asked his stay-at-home wife the most hated question- 'so what EXACTLY do you do a...
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