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Wednesday, 24 January 2018

Remembering the good old days? 'You're definitely past it!' says expert!

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Across the uk, thousands of people are repeating the same phrase, again and again: 'things aren't as good as they used to be', ...
Thursday, 11 January 2018

'Fat people are in my gym!' says human stick insect!

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Across the country, thousands of people classed as 'horizontally challenged' are going on a 'health kick' and are taking up ...
Sunday, 7 January 2018

'It's nearly Easter!' says every money-grabbing supermarket chain.

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'Concerning' news has reached us in the last twenty four hours: now Christmas is over supermarkets intend to fill up their shelves w...
Tuesday, 2 January 2018

'TO BE HONEST...' says person who just wants to insult you.

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Those friends who say 'to be honest' could 'be about to insult you,' says insult specialist, Ben Johnson, who states that th...
Friday, 8 December 2017

Those who hate Christmas songs 'have a high I.Q', says boring expert.

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If you like Christmas songs then you have a 'cell shortage' in the brain, claims one expert who has studied Christmas cheer for more...
Tuesday, 5 December 2017

A stress-free Christmas? Not on your Nellie!

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Research gathered across the UK has revealed 88% of the British population want a 'stress free' Christmas, this year, but Christmas ...
Thursday, 30 November 2017

Britain 'shocked' by moderate Cold Snap.

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Britain has been 'shocked' by temperatures which are the 'expected average' for this time of year. Thousands have taken to s...