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Sunday, 21 May 2017

People who don't drink tea 'could just be strange!'

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CRAB (Community of Rubbish and Bullshit) have announced that people who don't like tea have 'mutated genes' and 'could be ...
Saturday, 13 May 2017

Shocking report reveals that men DO believe in the Bin Fairy.

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Today, a damning report has surfaced which claims over 90% of men believe in the bin fairy- that every bin in the house is somehow emptied ...
Tuesday, 9 May 2017

BIG SHOCKER: Teachers ONLY stay in the job because of the holidays!

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' Devastating' report suggests the worst scenario: teachers LOVE their time off!   Plus, statistics and questionnaires carried ...
Saturday, 6 May 2017

Woman who eats 1000g of Dairy Milk is 'adamant' that her diet starts tomorrow.

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Sarah Biggs, an unfortunate mother of several 'lively' children, insists that she IS on a diet but eating 1000g of Dairy Milk is ...
Tuesday, 2 May 2017

Gullible woman does cartwheels to make herself look young.

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A woman is suffering from a double fracture to both wrists after she tried to do a triple cartwheel in her local park, today. Kathryn P...
Sunday, 30 April 2017

Mummy blogger 'goes bonkers' when she reads about her life online!

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Mummy blogger goes bananas after reading about her life in her son's blog. Yesterday, an appeal to the Supreme Court of Human Rights...
Friday, 17 March 2017

Till girl who presses faulty button 'thousands of times' burns a hole in her thumb.

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Yesterday, a 'frustrated' and 'angry' till girl working in Aldi, in Benfleet, (Essex) pressed the cancel button on the coun...