Pages

▼
Friday, 20 April 2018

'I don't have hay fever!' says smug man who has no need to carry tissues.

›
Across the UK, thousands of people are now suffering from itchiness, bulbus eyes and runny noses- but the worst thing about hay fever? '...
Sunday, 15 April 2018

'I'm doing great with my detox!' says shortempered miserable person.

›
Across the UK thousands of people have stuck to their diet in order to be ready for their 'beach body' but there is one problem...t...
Thursday, 1 February 2018

'What do you do all day?' says imbecile husband who does not value his life!

›
A man has committed the 'ultimate dad-sin': he asked his stay-at-home wife the most hated question- 'so what EXACTLY do you do a...
Wednesday, 24 January 2018

Remembering the good old days? 'You're definitely past it!' says expert!

›
Across the uk, thousands of people are repeating the same phrase, again and again: 'things aren't as good as they used to be', ...
Thursday, 11 January 2018

'Fat people are in my gym!' says human stick insect!

›
Across the country, thousands of people classed as 'horizontally challenged' are going on a 'health kick' and are taking up ...
Sunday, 7 January 2018

'It's nearly Easter!' says every money-grabbing supermarket chain.

›
'Concerning' news has reached us in the last twenty four hours: now Christmas is over supermarkets intend to fill up their shelves w...
Tuesday, 2 January 2018

'TO BE HONEST...' says person who just wants to insult you.

›
Those friends who say 'to be honest' could 'be about to insult you,' says insult specialist, Ben Johnson, who states that th...