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Saturday, 31 December 2016

Clairvoyant makes 'bleeding obvious' predictions.

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Mystic Greg (son of Mystic Meg from the 90s) has been hired by the UK government to make predictions about the UK financial markets to help...
Thursday, 29 December 2016

Noone should leave the house until 2016 is over!

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The government has made a special broadcast that will be aired at 9pm tonight which warns the public 'not to leave the house unless it ...
Wednesday, 28 December 2016

Christmas is over- every man on earth wants to join the gym.

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Today, every human who's eaten their weight in chocolate, pies and wine will go to their local gym in an attempt to burn off 1000s of e...
Saturday, 24 December 2016

Shopping centres are filled with men!

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Across the country, thousands of men are out shopping. The sight of so many men in a shop is a 'rare and beautiful' event states on...
Friday, 23 December 2016

Santa has an ANGRY wish list.

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Santa has posted HIS wish list on Instagram, and it has caused nervous outrage across the country.  He asked parents to 'check'...
Thursday, 22 December 2016

Stupidity is rising as the number of selfies increases.

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The 'obsession' with selfies is turning the human race into 'imbeciles', claims Professor Judge from Cambridge University. ...
Wednesday, 21 December 2016

Man's tight jeans are NOT because of the mince pies!

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A man from Colchester, in Essex, has 2nd degree burns on his thighs and stomach after squeezing himself into his jeans which were 'far ...