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Monday, 31 October 2016

ASDA FIASCO caused by toddler playing with smart phone.

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Yesterday, hundreds of ASDA stores were brought into chaos as card machines froze and tills shut down.  THE BIG PICKLE NEWS can exclusi...
Sunday, 30 October 2016

Essex watchmaker weds the wrong woman!

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A watchmaker was supposed to marry his childhood sweetheart but ended up marrying the wrong woman because his watch was wrong.  Ralph...
Saturday, 29 October 2016

NOBEL DYLAN HAD ICE FLU!

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For the last 10 days, Bob Dylan has suffered from Ice Flu. Symptoms include: sudden stiffness in joints to immediate paralysis where the su...
Friday, 28 October 2016

Anti-ageing drug shrinks young women into toddlers.

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Thousands of university students have shrunk and are showing toddler-like behaviour after using an untested anti-ageing drug.  A compou...
Thursday, 27 October 2016

Tories get TROLLIED after 0.5% in economic growth.

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Residents along Whitehall called the police to complain of disturbances and loud music and the officers on duty discovered Teresa May and he...
Wednesday, 26 October 2016

MARMITE LOVERS GO MAD!

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After last night's announcement that all supermarkets have decided to stop selling Marmite, roads have grounded to a halt as thousands h...
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