Cats pooing on your front lawn is number one reason why neighbours come to blows.

According to K.N.O.B.S (Keeping Neighbours Of Britain Safe) cat poo on your front lawn is the 'most likely' reason why neighbours come to blows. 

An expert in Neighbourly Harmony believes  that it is due to the 'revolting' smell of cat poo which makes a person's blood 'literally boil' when they spot a cat turd.

An expert in all things 'cat' , Doctor Mog, admits that it's the sheer 'belligerence' of cats which can really get up people's noses! One house owner, who can not be named for legal reasons, spoke to our news team: 'I almost drove into my front window when I spotted next door's cat doing its business just outside my front door!'

The study also revealed other 'bones' of contention between neighbours. Some of them included: parking in the wrong space, not offering to put the bins out, teenagers playing music out of an open window, talking too long while you're supposed to be mowing the lawn, not talking enough when you both get into your car to go to work in the morning and allowing the smell of bacon to waft down your street.  All of the above were amongst many reasons why some neighbours just don't get on.

Mr Brown (the spokesman for Neighbourly Harmony) insists that the key to neighbourly friendship is 'to control your cat.'

Man goes 'berserk' when neighbour blocks his Christmas reindeer.

A thirty-year-old father wants to press charges against a neighbour who parked in front of his Christmas reindeer. 

For several weeks there have been 'evils' exchanged between the two neighbours but tensions heightened when the neighbour- who can not be named for legal reasons- parked his car right in front of the man's front lawn.

'That reindeer was supposed to cheer people up!' stated the father of two. 'It lights up the whole road, when you can see it. I was planning on buying eight more but now I can't and I KNOW a lot of people are gonna be disappointed!'

Meanwhile, another neighbour spoke exclusively to The Big Pickle News, 'each day they've been arguing. First they blocked eachother's driveways, then they stole each other's food bins and now THIS!'

The neighbour in question refused to comment on the matter but we were able to confirm with his window cleaner that he DOES have a criminal record for Christmas Tree theft and Holly Bush vandalism.